Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 13

For one month, you can only wear brightly colored, mismatched socks in public?

For the next three months, you must order all your drinks at coffee shops in a conspiratorial whisper?

Every time you say goodbye to someone in person, you must perform a dramatic curtsy or bow?

For one month, every photo you post online must include you wearing a ridiculously oversized hat?

At every restaurant visit for the next two months, you must politely ask for the dessert menu before you've even looked at the main menu?

For a month, every time you enter a room you must pretend to trip over an invisible object?

For one month, every time you say hello to someone new, you must add 'and a tip of the hat!' (even if you're not wearing one)?

For one month, your belt must always be worn as a headband in public?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the waiter for 'extra glitter' on your dish (even if they don't have it)?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must add 'Stay golden!' with a wink?

Your email signature for the next three months must be, 'Sent from my pet hamster's tiny keyboard.'?

Your goodbye to friends must always include the phrase, 'Stay funky, fresh, and hydrated!'?

Your ringtone for all calls must be a loud chicken cluck for the next two months?

All your outfits for the next three weeks must include at least one item of clothing worn inside out?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for "a tall cup of bean juice."?

Your standard greeting to anyone new must be, "Greetings, Earthling!" for the next six months?

Whenever you're in a quiet public space (like a library or waiting room), your phone's notification sound must be a loud chicken cluck?

Your standard goodbye to friends and family must always include a dramatic air-kiss gesture?

At every restaurant visit, you must loudly ask the server if they have a "secret menu for elite diners."?

Every time someone says your name, you must dramatically declare, "My name is not to be spoken so lightly!"?