Would You Take the Deal for $10,000?

For one month, all your drinking glasses must have a small, harmless leak?

For one year, every time you meet someone new, you must compliment their shoes first, regardless of what they're wearing?

For one year, every photo you take with your phone automatically adds a tiny, blurry pigeon in the corner?

For six months, you can only eat hot food after it has completely cooled down?

For one month, your hair must always be slightly damp, no matter how much you try to dry it?

Every time you say "hello," you must follow it with a small bird chirp sound for one year?

For one month, every time you finish washing dishes, you must hum the "Mission: Impossible" theme song?

For six months, all your outgoing emails must end with a random, positive emoji chosen by a stranger?

Every time you board public transport, you must loudly announce, "Adventure awaits!"?

For three months, you can only drink beverages that are lukewarm, never hot or cold?

At every party or social gathering you attend for one year, you must wear one neon green item of clothing?

Every time you open a door, you must silently wink at it?

For one year, your primary social media profile picture must be a photo of you wearing a silly party hat?

For six months, you can only eat soup with a fork?

For one year, every time you get a text message, your phone must play a loud, short trumpet fanfare?

For one month, every time you stand up, you must let out a tiny, harmless "boing!" sound?

For one year, every time you sneeze, you must dramatically shout 'Bless me!' yourself?

For one month, all your digital clocks display the time exactly 5 minutes fast?

Every time you stand up, you must do a tiny, subtle two-second shimmy?

You can only shower with lukewarm water for one year?