Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million?

You can never have a private Wi-Fi connection in your home or on your person again?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing a short, improvised jingle about yourself?

All your food must be served lukewarm, never hot or cold?

Every decision you make must be decided by flipping a coin?

You can only send and receive text messages in emoji form?

You must wear a silly, oversized hat indoors and outdoors for the rest of your life?

Every time you hear your phone ring, you must answer it on speakerphone, regardless of where you are?

You must always sleep on the floor for the rest of your life?

You can only eat food that you have personally grown or hunted?

Every time you answer a question, you must first clear your throat very loudly and dramatically?

Every time you use a door, you must loudly announce 'Entering!' or 'Exiting!' before passing through?

You can only live in a house that constantly smells faintly of rotten eggs?

You must always wake up at 3:00 AM, no matter when you go to bed?

Every time you speak, a tiny, high-pitched musical jingle plays immediately after your last word?

You must wear a full, brightly colored clown costume whenever you leave your home?

Every meal you eat for the rest of your life must be prepared by someone else, and you have no say in what it is?

You can never use a pillow or mattress again, only sleep on a hard, flat surface?

Every time you try to whisper, you accidentally shout at full volume?

All your online searches (past, present, and future) are publicly visible on a searchable website?

You can never cross your arms or legs again?