Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 2

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make with your mouth?

Every meal you eat, you must share at least one bite with a complete stranger?

You can never again experience a completely dark room; there is always a faint, unceasing light?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must immediately drop whatever you're holding?

You can never stay in the same place for more than one week; you must always be moving to a new location?

Every photo you take is automatically posted to a public social media account you cannot control?

You can never wear anything with sleeves again?

You must clap every time you finish a conversation with someone?

You can only speak in rhyming couplets for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a room, a small, personalized theme song plays loudly for 10 seconds?

You must wear a helmet with a continuously streaming camera that broadcasts your perspective live to a public website 24/7?

You must sleep every night on a mattress made entirely of deflated balloons?

All food you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed while wearing silly oversized clown shoes?

Every conversation you have must begin and end with a spontaneous, slightly off-key musical jingle of your own creation?

You can only travel by public bus for the rest of your life, even for long distances or international trips?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a dramatic drumroll gesture for everyone to see?

Every personal message (text, email, DM) you send is automatically posted to a public social media feed visible to everyone you know?

You must always wear a brightly colored, oversized top hat in public for the rest of your life?

You can only communicate using handwritten letters, which must be personally delivered or mailed (no digital communication ever)?

Every time you exit a door, you must perform a slow-motion, dramatic fall to the ground before getting back up and continuing?