Social – $10 Million

Every time you speak to someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing a short, improvised jingle about yourself?

You can only send and receive text messages in emoji form?

Every time you hear your phone ring, you must answer it on speakerphone, regardless of where you are?

Every time you answer a question, you must first clear your throat very loudly and dramatically?

Every time you speak, a tiny, high-pitched musical jingle plays immediately after your last word?

You must wear a full, brightly colored clown costume whenever you leave your home?

Every time you try to whisper, you accidentally shout at full volume?

All your online searches (past, present, and future) are publicly visible on a searchable website?

Every meal you eat, you must share at least one bite with a complete stranger?

Every photo you take is automatically posted to a public social media account you cannot control?

You must clap every time you finish a conversation with someone?

You can only speak in rhyming couplets for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a room, a small, personalized theme song plays loudly for 10 seconds?

Every conversation you have must begin and end with a spontaneous, slightly off-key musical jingle of your own creation?

Every personal message (text, email, DM) you send is automatically posted to a public social media feed visible to everyone you know?

You must always wear a brightly colored, oversized top hat in public for the rest of your life?

You can only communicate using handwritten letters, which must be personally delivered or mailed (no digital communication ever)?

You must spontaneously loudly compliment strangers on their shoes at least three times a day?

Every conversation you have, in person or digital, is publicly transcribed and archived online (anonymously linked to you) for the rest of your life?

Every sentence you speak must include at least one word from a random dictionary page for the rest of your life?