Social – $10 Million – page 2

You must greet everyone you meet by giving them a high-five and explaining your wildest dream from the previous night?

You must answer all questions with a dramatic opera crescendo?

Every meal you eat in public must be preceded by a 30-second interpretive dance about your hunger?

Every purchase you make, big or small, is automatically announced on a public social media feed you cannot control?

Every compliment you receive must be responded to with a spontaneous, 10-second interpretive dance?

You must whisper everything you say for the rest of your life?

All your personal thoughts are audibly spoken aloud for everyone in a 10-foot radius to hear?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice comes out as an uncontrollable, loud operatic aria?

Every phone conversation you have is automatically broadcast to a public, anonymous podcast?

You must dramatically whisper all your goodbyes to people, regardless of the setting?

You must always wear roller skates whenever you are outside your home?

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your arrival to everyone present?

You must wear a full, brightly colored clown costume every single day?

Every conversation you have must begin with a dramatic, 15-second monologue about your day?

Every time you laugh, it's followed by a loud, involuntary chicken cluck?

You must end every conversation with a dramatic, movie-style monologue?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a different cartoon character's voice?

Your phone automatically posts a random, embarrassing "throwback" photo of you from your past to all your social media accounts every day?

You must pay for everything with exact change, slowly counting out each coin and bill, for the rest of your life?

You can only communicate with others through handwritten letters for the rest of your life?