Social – $10 Million – page 3

Every time you try to whisper, you loudly shout instead?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full 360-degree spin?

You can only communicate with your closest family and friends through dramatic, over-the-top opera singing?

A small, persistent spotlight always shines directly on your face when you are talking?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you involuntarily let out a loud, theatrical sneeze?

Everything you search for online for the rest of your life will be publicly visible to everyone you know?

Every time you are in a public place, you must loudly narrate your actions as if you are a sports commentator?

Any compliment you receive must be immediately followed by you saying, "I know, right?" with a perfectly straight face?

You can never type on a keyboard without making extremely loud clicking noises that everyone nearby can hear?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical "Mwahaha!" evil laugh?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must first do a quick, dramatic theatrical bow?

Every compliment you give automatically turns into a sarcastic insult right after?

You must dye your hair a different, bright, non-natural color every month?

Every time you sit down, a loud air horn sound effect plays?

You can only communicate using interpretive dance when in person?

You must wear a full-body animal costume whenever you leave your home?

Every time you answer the phone, you must preface it with a 10-second dramatic monologue?

You can never keep a secret from your closest family members; anything you try to hide from them, they instantly know?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first do a quick, silly dance?

Your phone automatically posts a slightly embarrassing, mundane detail about your day to your main social media feed every evening?