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Every time you greet someone new, you must give them an uncomfortably long, dramatic hug?

Every time you enter a room where there are other people, you must dramatically announce your presence by yelling, "I'M HERE!"?

Every meal you eat outside your home must be eaten with your bare hands, no utensils?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you leave your house?

Every time you speak, you must add 'Moo' to the end of every third sentence?

You can never remember birthdays, anniversaries, or any special dates of loved ones again?

Every time you take a photo, you must make the silliest face possible?

Every time you laugh, you uncontrollably make a loud, distinct chicken clucking sound?

Every text message you send is also automatically sent to your parents?

Every time you enter a room with more than five people, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make yourself?

You can never initiate a conversation again; people must always speak to you first?

Every time you answer a question, you must first loudly clear your throat for 5 seconds?

You must always introduce yourself using a ridiculous, made-up professional wrestling name?

Every public conversation you have must begin with a dramatic, Shakespearean monologue?

You can never speak aloud again, only communicate through written notes?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a 5-second interpretive dance?

You can only fall asleep while someone is telling you a bedtime story for the rest of your life?

You must sing everything you say when in public for the rest of your life?

You can never initiate a conversation; you must always wait for others to speak to you first?

Every time you finish eating a meal in public, you must loudly exclaim, 'That was simply delightful!'?