Social – $10 Million – page 4

You must respond to every question asked of you with a song lyric?

Every compliment you give to someone must be immediately followed by a silly, exaggerated wink and kissy face?

A harmless, tiny cloud of confetti bursts from your clothes every time you stand up?

You must always refer to yourself in the third person?

Every time you greet someone, you must give them a dramatic, theatrical bow?

You must refer to everyone you meet as 'Captain' regardless of their actual title?

Every online search you make is immediately posted to a public social media feed?

You must always wear brightly mismatched shoes in public?

Every time you speak, you must use a dramatic, theatrical voice?

You can only communicate via text message for the rest of your life, even in person?

Your voice is permanently two octaves higher?

Every time you address a stranger in person, you must first do an exaggerated 3-second bow?

You can only communicate using rhyming couplets for the rest of your life?

Every time you answer a question, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

Every meal you eat in public is automatically served on a tiny child's plate with a matching plastic fork?

You must always respond to questions with a question of your own first?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly shifts to a different cartoon character's voice?

You must always introduce yourself to new people using a theatrical, made-up name?

You must narrate every mundane action you perform out loud for anyone within earshot?

You can only communicate through interpretive dance whenever you are in a public space with other people?