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You can only eat food with your hands; no cutlery allowed for the rest of your life?

You must speak exclusively in riddles for the rest of your life?

You must wear a full-body animal costume in public for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a building, you must spin around three times before going in?

You can only listen to music if it's played by a live kazoo band following you around?

You must replace every "yes" with a loud crowing sound ("Cock-a-doodle-doo!") for the rest of your life?

You must wear a different, brightly colored clown nose every day in public?

You can only communicate using interpretive dance for the rest of your life?

All public transportation you use must spontaneously play polka music at full volume when you board?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, sustained rooster crow?

Every meal you eat in public must be eaten with giant novelty cutlery?

Every text message you send or receive will automatically be read aloud by a celebrity voice of your choice (and others can hear it if they're nearby)?

You must publicly perform a 30-second interpretive dance every time you enter a new building?

Every email you send is automatically CC'd to your parents?

You must always address strangers as 'Your Royal Highness'?