Would You Take the Deal for $1,000?

Whenever you exit a public bus or train, you must dramatically bow to the driver/crowd?

Your phone's auto-correct will change the word "LOL" to "Loudly Out-Loud-ing" for one month?

For the next three weeks, every time you see a mirror, you must loudly compliment your reflection's outfit?

Your primary social media bio must include the phrase "Certified Enthusiast of Everything Sparkly."?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask if they have a "secret dessert menu for adventurers."?

For one month, every time you end a phone call, you must say "To infinity and beyond!"?

At every party you attend, you must briefly introduce yourself to the host as 'The Party Whisperer'?

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of a rubber duck wearing a tiny hat for three months?

For the next month, every time you shake someone's hand, you must also gently pat their elbow?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes 'LOL' to 'LMAO (laughing my ankles off)'?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the server if they have a 'secret menu for snack connoisseurs'?

For the next two months, you must carry a bright pink feather boa with you everywhere you go?

Every time you greet a close friend in person, you must give them a dramatic, slow-motion high-five?

Your social media bio for the next 6 months must include the phrase 'Aspiring professional napper.'?

For the next three months, every time your phone rings, you must answer with 'Yello! Who's there?' in a singsong voice?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the server if they can prepare your meal into the shape of a happy face?

All your social media captions for the next month must end with '#blessedandobsessed'?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask if they have a 'secret dessert menu' even if you know they don't?

Your phone's keyboard makes a tiny 'boing' sound with every keypress?

Your next 7 greetings to strangers must be a subtle but firm fist-bump instead of a handshake?