Awkward – $1,000

Whenever you exit a public bus or train, you must dramatically bow to the driver/crowd?

For the next three weeks, every time you see a mirror, you must loudly compliment your reflection's outfit?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask if they have a "secret dessert menu for adventurers."?

At every party you attend, you must briefly introduce yourself to the host as 'The Party Whisperer'?

For the next month, every time you shake someone's hand, you must also gently pat their elbow?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the server if they have a 'secret menu for snack connoisseurs'?

Every time you greet a close friend in person, you must give them a dramatic, slow-motion high-five?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the server if they can prepare your meal into the shape of a happy face?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask if they have a 'secret dessert menu' even if you know they don't?

Your next 7 greetings to strangers must be a subtle but firm fist-bump instead of a handshake?

Your default response to 'What can I get for you?' at any food counter must be 'Surprise me, but make it tasty!'?

Your go-to introduction for new people becomes 'Greetings, Earthling!'?

For the next month, you can only wear socks that are brightly mismatched (e.g., one stripey, one polka dot)?

For the next two weeks, your only way to say goodbye to anyone is to do a small, exaggerated curtsy or bow?

At every restaurant visit for one month, you must loudly ask if they have a 'secret dessert menu for adventurers.'?

Whenever you check out at a grocery store, you must ask the cashier if they've seen your imaginary friend, 'Kevin'?

For one week, every outfit you wear must include at least one item of clothing that is inside-out?

At every fast-food drive-thru, you must order by saying, 'Hit me with your best shot!' before stating your actual order?

At every restaurant you visit for the next month, you must confidently ask the server for 'extra invisible sprinkles' for your meal?

For one week, every time you greet someone new, you must perform a subtle, overly polite half-bow or curtsy?