Awkward – $1,000 – page 3

For the next month, whenever you go clothes shopping, you must loudly ask a store employee where the 'fashionable capes' are?

For the next week, every time you greet someone, you must add 'and may your day be splendid!'?

Your next three social media posts must end every sentence with a random, unrelated emoji?

Whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first perform a quick, elaborate secret handshake with your own hand?

At every restaurant, you must ask for the 'chef's personal recommendation for a dish with a mysterious past.'?

For three months, every time you take a photo with friends, you must insist on a 'power pose' with a serious face?

For one month, your phone background must be a photo of your childhood pet wearing a tiny hat?

Every time you buy groceries, you must ask the cashier if they have any 'secret items' on the menu?

Your next 10 social media comments must start with 'As per my last email...'?

Every time you pay with cash in public, you must count out the money dramatically slowly, like a game show host?

For one month, your only acceptable response to 'Thank you' is 'You got it, chief!'?

For one month, every time you greet a coworker, you must offer them an imaginary high-five?

For the next two weeks, whenever you enter a room, you must dramatically bow before proceeding?

Every time you enter a store, you must pause at the entrance and give a subtle nod to an imaginary friend?

For your next 10 coffee orders, you must enthusiastically ask, 'And could I get that extra frothy, friend?'?

For one month, every time you say goodbye to someone, you must finish with a quick, exaggerated jazz hand flourish?

Every time you pour a drink, you must dramatically raise the glass like a toast before drinking?

At every party you attend, you must bring a small, slightly bruised apple as your contribution?

Your default reaction to any good news is to loudly say 'Wahoo!'?

At every grocery store checkout, you must loudly ask the cashier, 'Are these potatoes locally sourced by gnomes?'?