Awkward – $1,000 – page 2

Whenever you walk past a mirror, you must perform a brief, dramatic bow?

For the next two months, whenever you leave a social gathering, you must dramatically bow before exiting?

Every time you finish a meal at a restaurant, you must give a quiet, approving nod to the nearest stranger?

For the next month, whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you must use a dramatic movie trailer voice?

Every time you leave a public building, you must loudly exclaim, 'Onward to adventure!'?

At every restaurant, you must loudly ask if they have a 'secret menu for very important people.'?

Whenever you say hello to someone new, you must first do a subtle 'jazz hands' gesture?

Whenever you pay for something with cash or card, you must gently 'boop' the transaction machine with your nose?

For one month, every time you greet a stranger, you must attempt a secret handshake they won't know?

At every coffee shop, you must loudly ask for 'the sparkle unicorn latte with extra rainbow sprinkles' before ordering anything else?

For one month, any shirt you wear must be inside out?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must end with a theatrical bow and a flourish?

Whenever you walk past a mirror, you must stop, pose, and say 'Nailed it!' to your reflection?

Every time you order food or drink, you must refer to it as 'my precious fuel'?

For your next 10 video calls, you must wear a comically oversized pair of fake glasses?

Your default greeting for new people for one month must be a quick, exaggerated jazz hands gesture?

For the next two weeks, you must wear one article of clothing inside out every day (and it must be visible)?

For the next month, at every restaurant you visit, you must wink at the server and ask if they have any 'off-menu' specials?

For the next three months, every time you say goodbye to someone in person, you must give them a small, enthusiastic jazz hand?

For the next two weeks, every time you leave a room at work, you must dramatically bow before exiting?