Awkward – $1,000 – page 5

For the next month, every time you greet someone, you must precede it with two loud claps?

All your coffee orders must include asking for 'extra zest' without explanation?

Whenever you say goodbye to anyone, you must say 'Stay funky, fresh, and hydrated!' instead of your usual farewell?

At every restaurant visit, you must stand up and loudly declare your meal is "chef's kiss!" regardless of how it tastes?

When entering any public store for the next month, you must dramatically scan the ceiling as if searching for a hidden camera?

Your order at every sit-down restaurant must begin with, "What's the best thing on the secret menu for awesome people?"?

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances for the next three months must be an enthusiastic thumbs-up?

Your default walking style includes a subtle, involuntary hop every fourth step?

At your next three social gatherings, you must introduce yourself by attempting a magic trick that always fails?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for "the secret squirrel blend" with a wink?

Whenever you are waiting in any public line, you must balance on one foot until it's your turn?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must finish with a small, dramatic theatrical bow?

Every time you high-five someone, you must loudly declare, "Teamwork makes the dream work!"?

Every time you are introduced to someone new, you must dramatically wink at them?

At every restaurant visit for the next two months, you must loudly ask the waiter if they have a "secret dessert menu for adventurers."?

For two weeks, whenever you're on a video call, you must wear a fake mustache?

All your coffee orders must include "extra foam... for my imaginary mustache."?

Every time you say "thank you" in public, you must add "and may your day be sparkly!"?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must dramatically bow as you leave?

At every restaurant visit, you must loudly ask for a side of pickles, regardless of what you ordered?