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Whenever you greet someone new, you must immediately follow it up with a dramatic, exaggerated wink?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the waiter if the napkins are 'ethically sourced.'?

Your email signature must always include the line: 'Powered by caffeine and questionable life choices.'?

Whenever you sit down in a public place, you must dramatically sigh as if you've had a long day?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask if they have a 'secret menu' item?

Your go-to greeting for anyone you meet for the first time must be a theatrical bow and a whispered 'Salutations.'?

At work meetings, you must enthusiastically take notes with a brightly colored feather quill pen?

At every coffee shop visit, you must order your drink with a dramatic, exaggerated wink to the barista?

Every time you greet someone new, you must enthusiastically say, 'Top o' the morning to ya!'?

Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce, 'Here's [Your Name]!'?

For the next three months, you must order all your drinks at coffee shops in a conspiratorial whisper?

Every time you say goodbye to someone in person, you must perform a dramatic curtsy or bow?

At every restaurant visit for the next two months, you must politely ask for the dessert menu before you've even looked at the main menu?

For a month, every time you enter a room you must pretend to trip over an invisible object?

For one month, every time you say hello to someone new, you must add 'and a tip of the hat!' (even if you're not wearing one)?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the waiter for 'extra glitter' on your dish (even if they don't have it)?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must add 'Stay golden!' with a wink?

Your email signature for the next three months must be, 'Sent from my pet hamster's tiny keyboard.'?

Your goodbye to friends must always include the phrase, 'Stay funky, fresh, and hydrated!'?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for "a tall cup of bean juice."?