Awkward – $1,000 – page 6

For the next six months, at every restaurant you visit, you must ask your server if they have a 'secret adult menu.'?

Every time you say "thank you" to a cashier or barista, you must also give them a subtle, slow wink?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must make a small, celebratory fist pump?

For the next six months, one article of your clothing must always have its tag visibly sticking out?

All your coffee orders for the next month must include the phrase 'and make it extra bubbly!'?

Whenever you meet someone new, you must wink conspiratorially at them?

When you finish any conversation, you must say 'Tootle-oo!' instead of goodbye for two weeks?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for it 'extra frothy' no matter what it is?

Your phone's autocorrect permanently changes 'no problem' to 'no problemo!' in every message you send?

You must wear a nametag that says 'Hi, My Name Is... Awesome' every time you leave your home?

Whenever you pay for anything with a card, you have to make a loud, dramatic 'SWISH' sound as you tap or insert it?

Your standard response to "How are you?" must always be, "Peachy keen, jelly bean!"?

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances must be an elaborate secret handshake you invented?

Your email signature for all personal emails must include a random, positive emoji?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the server if they offer a 'kids eat free' option, even if you're alone?

Your default greeting for strangers is now a formal curtsy or bow?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the waiter if they have a 'secret menu' item for dragons?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must also add, 'Stay groovy!' with a thumbs-up?

At work, every email you send must include a different animal emoji in the subject line?

At every restaurant, you must loudly ask the server if they have a "secret menu" item?