Awkward – $1,000 – page 9

Every time you pay with cash or card, you must thank the machine/reader enthusiastically?

At your next three work meetings, you must bring and use a comically oversized pen?

Whenever you push a shopping cart, you must make small 'vroom vroom' engine noises as you go?

At your next five social gatherings with friends, you must insist on leading a group sing-along of a classic children's nursery rhyme?

Your standard greeting for anyone you haven't seen that day becomes a dramatic whisper of 'The eagle has landed.'?

For the next month, you must start every video call wearing a novelty pair of oversized glasses?

At every restaurant you visit for the next six weeks, you must only order water and ask for a silly straw?

Every time you end a conversation, you must say, "Alright, I'm outie!"?

Every time you check out at a grocery store, you must ask the cashier if they've seen your pet unicorn?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly declare, "Mission accomplished!"?

Your automatic response to any compliment becomes dramatically fluttering your eyelashes for five seconds?

Your signature goodbye move with friends becomes a dramatic, slow-motion high-five?

At your next five parties, you must end every conversation with "Toodle-oo!" and a small wave?

At work or school, every time you open a door, you must make a 'whoosh' sound effect?

For one month, your default greeting of "hello" must be a dramatically slow-motion whisper?

For the next three parties you attend, you must spontaneously break into a 15-second interpretive dance every time a new song starts?

For one month, every time you exit an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically strike a superhero pose?

For the next month, whenever you order coffee, you must specify that you want it "extra extra frothy, like a cloud hug."?

For one week, every time you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing your name to the tune of "Happy Birthday."?

Every time you eat a sandwich, you must make exaggerated chewing noises for the first three bites?