Awkward – $1,000 – page 10

Whenever you buy groceries, you must pretend to compare two identical items very intensely before choosing one?

Every time you end a phone call, you must say 'May your socks always match!' before hanging up?

At your next party, you can only speak by whispering loudly into people's ears?

Your default sock choice must always be two intentionally mismatched, brightly colored socks?

Your default greeting for strangers becomes a theatrical bow?

At every restaurant you visit, you must politely ask for a children's menu?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must give a tiny, exaggerated beauty queen wave?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must loudly announce the item and its price?

Every time you attend a party, you must bring a plate of plain, unsalted crackers as your contribution?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must wiggle your fingers and whisper "So long, partner."?

Every time you meet someone new, you must compliment their shoes, even if they aren't wearing any?

For the next week, whenever you order food at a restaurant or café, you can only whisper your entire order as if it's a top-secret mission?

For the next two weeks, whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you find yourself doing a short, involuntary robot dance?

For two weeks, every time you enter a room where someone is already present, you must loudly announce, "Here I am!"?

For one week, every time you order food or drink, you must do a dramatic chef's kiss?

For one week, every time you order food, you must ask, 'Is this going to be super yummy?' to the person taking your order?

For the next two weeks, every time you greet someone, you must follow it with a small, dramatic bow?

For one week, every time you exit a store, you must dramatically announce, "My shopping quest is complete!"?

For one month, every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated "ta-da!" gesture with your hands?

For one week, every time you finish a phone call, you must loudly say 'Over and out!' before hanging up?