Annoying – $1,000

Your phone's auto-correct will change the word "LOL" to "Loudly Out-Loud-ing" for one month?

For one month, every time you end a phone call, you must say "To infinity and beyond!"?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes 'LOL' to 'LMAO (laughing my ankles off)'?

For the next three months, every time your phone rings, you must answer with 'Yello! Who's there?' in a singsong voice?

Your phone's keyboard makes a tiny 'boing' sound with every keypress?

Your phone makes a tiny, audible 'ding!' sound every time you 'like' something on social media?

For one month, your phone's alarm sound can only be a dramatic opera singer hitting a high note?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes 'lol' to 'laughing out loud (actually).'?

Your phone's default notification sound becomes a tiny quack every time you get a text?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect will always change the word 'yes' to 'Affirmative, captain!' in every message you send?

For the next 10 times you call a friend, you must start the conversation by asking, 'Is this the Krusty Krab?'?

For the next three weeks, every photo you take with your phone must have a filter that gives everyone in the picture a comically oversized nose?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect changes the word 'the' to 'the glorious'?

Your phone's autocorrect will change every instance of 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!'?

Your next 5 social media posts must include a random emoji of an obscure vegetable?

For three weeks, your phone's autocorrect will always change 'LOL' to 'Loudly Oinking Llama'?

Every time you order at a drive-thru, you have to add, "and make it snappy!" at the end?

For the next month, your phone must make a tiny, audible 'boing!' sound every single time you press the send button on a text message?

For the next month, your phone's default ringtone becomes a loud rubber chicken squawk?

Your favorite pair of socks will always feel slightly damp, no matter what you do?