Annoying – $1,000 – page 2

Your phone’s autocorrect will always change "lol" to "laughing heartily aloud" in every message you send?

All your coffee orders must include you asking for it "extra frothy, like a cloud's dream."?

Every time you pay with cash in public, you must count out the money dramatically slowly, like a game show host?

Your gym playlist can only consist of children's nursery rhymes?

Every time you clap, a small, high-pitched 'boing!' sound effect plays audibly?

Your phone's lock screen background must be a picture of a random vegetable for three months?

Your primary catchphrase for the next three weeks must be 'Sweet potato!' at the end of every positive statement?

For the next month, your phone's lock screen image must be a photo of a slightly deflated party balloon?

For the next two months, you can only communicate using emojis when texting friends, no words?

For three months, your phone's autocorrect will change 'no problem' to 'no problemo!'?

All your socks (clean or dirty) must always be slightly damp?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes "lol" to "laughing maniacally"?

For one month, every time you open your refrigerator, a 5-second carnival music jingle plays loudly?

Your phone's autocorrect automatically changes 'yes' to 'affirmative, captain!' in all your messages?

For one month, every time you end a conversation with a stranger, you must give them a dramatic thumbs up?

For one month, every time you sit down on a soft surface (couch, bed), you must sigh dramatically as if you've had the hardest day ever?

Your phone wallpaper must be a stock photo of a happy family holding hands at the beach for one month?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a loud, quacking duck sound for one month?

Your default walking style includes a subtle, involuntary hop every fourth step?

Your phone ringtone becomes a kazoo solo of a classical song?