YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your phone's default ringtone must always be the 'Crazy Frog' song?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your phone's default notification sound must permanently be a loud 'moo' sound?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce, 'Here's [Your Name]!'?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your ringtone for all calls must be a loud chicken cluck for the next two months?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Whenever you're in a quiet public space (like a library or waiting room), your phone's notification sound must be a loud chicken cluck?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
For the next two weeks, whenever you try to open a door, you must first gently knock three times?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your personal phone ringtone is permanently the 'Baby Shark' song?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Whenever you finish a conversation, you must end it by saying, "Catch you on the flip side!" for the rest of the week?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your personal ringtone for all calls for one month must be the "Crazy Frog" song?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your home refrigerator must play a random barn animal sound effect every time you open it?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Every time you open a snack bag, you must announce, "Snack attack!" loudly?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your phone ringtone must be a recording of a baby crying for the next six months?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Every time you unlock your phone in public, you must accidentally play a 5-second clip of a kitten meowing loudly?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your phone automatically adds a randomly chosen animal emoji to the end of every single text message you send?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
For the next three weeks, every time you open the fridge, you must sing a short, spontaneous jingle?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
For one month, your phone's autocorrect changes every instance of "yes" to "yessiree Bob"?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Your refrigerator plays a random 5-second commercial jingle every time you open it?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
For one week, your work phone ringtone must be a loud, exaggerated rooster crow?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
Whenever you're waiting in a public line, you must loudly hum a random nursery rhyme until it's your turn?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000 BUT...
When you pay for anything with cash, you must always count out the exact change very slowly, even if it holds up a small line?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.