Annoying – $1,000 – page 5

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask for an extra side of ketchup, regardless of what you ordered?

For one month, every time you open a snack bag, you must loudly sing a short, improvised jingle about the snack?

For three months, your phone's default ringtone must be a highly enthusiastic kazoo solo?

For one month, every time you hear a doorbell, you must shout 'The cavalry has arrived!'?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a quacking duck for three months?

Every time you walk into your home, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm home, my adoring public!'?

Your phone autocorrects every instance of 'lol' to 'laughing out loud hysterically like a maniac' for three months?

Every time your phone rings, you must answer it with a silly animal sound?

For the next month, your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!' in texts and messages?

For one month, every text message you send automatically adds a random, unrelated emoji to the end?

For one month, every time you end a phone call, you must say, "Over and out!"?