Technology – $1,000

Your phone's auto-correct will change the word "LOL" to "Loudly Out-Loud-ing" for one month?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes 'LOL' to 'LMAO (laughing my ankles off)'?

Your phone's keyboard makes a tiny 'boing' sound with every keypress?

Your phone makes a tiny, audible 'ding!' sound every time you 'like' something on social media?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes 'lol' to 'laughing out loud (actually).'?

Your phone's default notification sound becomes a tiny quack every time you get a text?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect will always change the word 'yes' to 'Affirmative, captain!' in every message you send?

For the next three weeks, every photo you take with your phone must have a filter that gives everyone in the picture a comically oversized nose?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect changes the word 'the' to 'the glorious'?

Your phone's autocorrect will change every instance of 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!'?

For three weeks, your phone's autocorrect will always change 'LOL' to 'Loudly Oinking Llama'?

For the next month, your phone must make a tiny, audible 'boing!' sound every single time you press the send button on a text message?

For the next month, your phone's default ringtone becomes a loud rubber chicken squawk?

Your phone’s autocorrect will always change "lol" to "laughing heartily aloud" in every message you send?

Your phone's lock screen background must be a picture of a random vegetable for three months?

For the next month, your phone's lock screen image must be a photo of a slightly deflated party balloon?

For the next two months, you can only communicate using emojis when texting friends, no words?

For three months, your phone's autocorrect will change 'no problem' to 'no problemo!'?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes "lol" to "laughing maniacally"?

Your phone's autocorrect automatically changes 'yes' to 'affirmative, captain!' in all your messages?