Technology – $1,000 – page 3

For one week, your outgoing voicemail message must be you dramatically singing a nursery rhyme?

Your personal phone ringtone is permanently the 'Baby Shark' song?

For your next three video calls, you must wear a brightly colored, oversized bow tie/hair bow?

Your email signature for one month must include "Sent from my smart toaster."?

Your personal ringtone for all calls for one month must be the "Crazy Frog" song?

During your next five video calls, you must start and end each call with a dramatic bow and curtsy?

Your primary social media profile picture must be an unflattering selfie from when you were 12, for one month?

Your phone ringtone must be a recording of a baby crying for the next six months?

Every time you unlock your phone in public, you must accidentally play a 5-second clip of a kitten meowing loudly?

Your phone automatically adds a randomly chosen animal emoji to the end of every single text message you send?

For the next month, you must start every video call wearing a novelty pair of oversized glasses?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect changes every instance of "yes" to "yessiree Bob"?

For three months, your phone's default ringtone must be a highly enthusiastic kazoo solo?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a quacking duck for three months?

Your phone autocorrects every instance of 'lol' to 'laughing out loud hysterically like a maniac' for three months?

For the next month, your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!' in texts and messages?

For one month, every text message you send automatically adds a random, unrelated emoji to the end?