Annoying – $10 Million

You can only send and receive text messages in emoji form?

Every time you hear your phone ring, you must answer it on speakerphone, regardless of where you are?

You can only live in a house that constantly smells faintly of rotten eggs?

Every time you speak, a tiny, high-pitched musical jingle plays immediately after your last word?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must immediately drop whatever you're holding?

Every time you enter a room, a small, personalized theme song plays loudly for 10 seconds?

You must sleep every night on a mattress made entirely of deflated balloons?

Every sentence you speak must include at least one word from a random dictionary page for the rest of your life?

You can only browse the internet using a dial-up modem connection for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to relax (sit down, lie down, close eyes), a random, harmless but annoying alarm goes off nearby for 10 minutes?

You can never sleep in complete silence; there must always be a loud, repetitive 'quacking' sound playing in your room?

You can only ever sleep on a bed made of uncooked rice for the rest of your life?

You constantly feel a mild tickle sensation on the bottom of your feet, all day, every day?

Whenever you are indoors, you must hop everywhere on one foot?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice comes out as an uncontrollable, loud operatic aria?

Every phone conversation you have is automatically broadcast to a public, anonymous podcast?

Every meal you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed using only chopsticks, regardless of the food type?

You must always have a tiny, harmless, non-removable bell on your wrist that jingles softly with every movement?

Your home is constantly filled with the sound of a very loud, off-key accordion playing?

A catchy, repetitive commercial jingle plays loudly in your head whenever there is silence?