Annoying – $10 Million – page 3

Every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated squat before you fully settle into the chair?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must count out the exact change, no matter how long it takes?

Every time you laugh, you uncontrollably make a loud, distinct chicken clucking sound?

Every room you enter must have a constant, faint, high-pitched ringing sound?

Every time you answer a question, you must first loudly clear your throat for 5 seconds?

You must always carry a live, unharmed chicken with you wherever you go for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to read, all the words on the page randomly rearrange themselves for a few seconds?

Every time you open a door, it lets out a loud, comical 'boing' sound?

You must constantly hum a random tune, even when sleeping?

You must always speak in a squeaky high-pitched voice?

Your home is always filled with a faint, pervasive smell of burnt toast?

Every time you open any door, a small, harmless puff of glitter explodes from the handle?

Every time you open a door, it makes a dramatic, creaking sound like in a horror movie?

You can only use public Wi-Fi and never have your own private internet connection (at home or mobile data)?

You must always wear shoes that are one size too small?

You must permanently wear a tiny bell on your clothing that jingles with every movement?

Every screen you look at permanently has a subtle, static-like flicker?

Your home will always have a faint, but distinct, smell of blue cheese?

You can only listen to music if it's played by a live kazoo band following you around?

Every time you try to use a screen (phone, computer, TV), it loudly plays a random children's song for 10 seconds before turning on?