Annoying – $10 Million – page 2

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a different cartoon character's voice?

Every time you sneeze, you must also loudly cluck like a chicken?

A small, persistent spotlight always shines directly on your face when you are talking?

Every door you open for the rest of your life will let out a loud, drawn-out squeal?

You can never type on a keyboard without making extremely loud clicking noises that everyone nearby can hear?

Every time you sit down, a loud air horn sound effect plays?

All your personal devices (phone, laptop, TV) only work for 30 minutes at a time, then require a 1-hour cool-down period before you can use them again?

You must always wear clothes that are slightly damp?

Your phone can only hold a 5% charge at any given time, regardless of how long you charge it?

You can only charge your electronic devices using a hand-crank generator?

Every meal you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed with a tiny plastic spoon?

Every time you enter a building, a tiny, harmless confetti cannon explodes above your head?

All screens you own or use (phone, computer, TV) are permanently tinted a vibrant, distracting neon green?

You must always sleep with a small, unmovable, pointy pebble sewn into your pillow?

You must narrate every mundane action you perform out loud for anyone within earshot?

Every time you speak, a tiny, harmless bubble floats out of your mouth?

All forms of music you hear, recorded or live, are always slightly out of tune?

All your clothes must be made of scratchy wool, even underwear, regardless of the weather?

Your phone's screen is permanently mirrored, and you must use it with your non-dominant hand?

A small, harmless drone constantly follows you, hovering 3 feet behind your head, making a faint whirring noise?