Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 4

You must wear a brightly colored, oversized top hat everywhere you go for the rest of your life?

You can only ever sleep on a bed made of uncooked rice for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice automatically projects at full volume?

Every purchase you make, big or small, is automatically announced on a public social media feed you cannot control?

You can never close any door (including bedroom or bathroom) in your own home for the rest of your life?

Every compliment you receive must be responded to with a spontaneous, 10-second interpretive dance?

You can never visit the same place twice for the rest of your life?

You can only wear clothes of a single, randomly assigned color for the rest of your life?

You can only access computers and the internet through public libraries?

You constantly feel a mild tickle sensation on the bottom of your feet, all day, every day?

You must always walk backwards whenever you are in public?

Every question you are asked, you must answer with a game show buzzer sound before speaking?

You can only sleep in a hammock for the rest of your life?

You must whisper everything you say for the rest of your life?

All your personal thoughts are audibly spoken aloud for everyone in a 10-foot radius to hear?

Your internet connection (Wi-Fi and cellular data) only works for 15 minutes out of every hour?

Whenever you are indoors, you must hop everywhere on one foot?

You must wear the same outfit every single day for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice comes out as an uncontrollable, loud operatic aria?

All your meals must taste exactly like bland oatmeal, regardless of what you eat?