Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? β page 3
You must spontaneously loudly compliment strangers on their shoes at least three times a day?
You can never use any form of wheeled transportation (cars, bikes, trains, trolleys, wheelchairs) again?
All your furniture (beds, chairs, sofas) automatically inflates and deflates randomly throughout the day?
Every single day you must spend two hours silently staring at a blank wall?
Every conversation you have, in person or digital, is publicly transcribed and archived online (anonymously linked to you) for the rest of your life?
All food and drink you consume tastes vaguely like cilantro for the rest of your life?
Every sentence you speak must include at least one word from a random dictionary page for the rest of your life?
You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you are outside your home for the rest of your life?
You must greet everyone you meet by giving them a high-five and explaining your wildest dream from the previous night?
You can only browse the internet using a dial-up modem connection for the rest of your life?
Every time you try to relax (sit down, lie down, close eyes), a random, harmless but annoying alarm goes off nearby for 10 minutes?
You must live in a different country every single month for the rest of your life?
All your personal belongings (clothes, furniture, decor) must be fluorescent neon colors?
You can never eat a meal that requires cutlery (fork, knife, spoon) for the rest of your life?
You must answer all questions with a dramatic opera crescendo?
You can never use any form of transport that travels faster than a bicycle?
You must always wear a hat that spins a tiny propeller on top whenever you are outside?
Every meal you eat in public must be preceded by a 30-second interpretive dance about your hunger?
You can only ever travel by walking backwards?
You can never sleep in complete silence; there must always be a loud, repetitive 'quacking' sound playing in your room?
