Daily Life – $10 Million

Every decision you make must be decided by flipping a coin?

You must wear a silly, oversized hat indoors and outdoors for the rest of your life?

Every time you answer a question, you must first clear your throat very loudly and dramatically?

Every time you use a door, you must loudly announce 'Entering!' or 'Exiting!' before passing through?

You can never cross your arms or legs again?

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make with your mouth?

You can never again experience a completely dark room; there is always a faint, unceasing light?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must immediately drop whatever you're holding?

You can never wear anything with sleeves again?

You must clap every time you finish a conversation with someone?

Every time you enter a room, a small, personalized theme song plays loudly for 10 seconds?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a dramatic drumroll gesture for everyone to see?

Every time you exit a door, you must perform a slow-motion, dramatic fall to the ground before getting back up and continuing?

All your furniture (beds, chairs, sofas) automatically inflates and deflates randomly throughout the day?

Every single day you must spend two hours silently staring at a blank wall?

Every sentence you speak must include at least one word from a random dictionary page for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to relax (sit down, lie down, close eyes), a random, harmless but annoying alarm goes off nearby for 10 minutes?

You can only ever travel by walking backwards?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice automatically projects at full volume?

You can never close any door (including bedroom or bathroom) in your own home for the rest of your life?