Funny – $10 Million

Every time you speak to someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing a short, improvised jingle about yourself?

Every time you use a door, you must loudly announce 'Entering!' or 'Exiting!' before passing through?

Every time you speak, a tiny, high-pitched musical jingle plays immediately after your last word?

Every time you try to whisper, you accidentally shout at full volume?

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make with your mouth?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must immediately drop whatever you're holding?

All food you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed while wearing silly oversized clown shoes?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a dramatic drumroll gesture for everyone to see?

Every time you exit a door, you must perform a slow-motion, dramatic fall to the ground before getting back up and continuing?

All your furniture (beds, chairs, sofas) automatically inflates and deflates randomly throughout the day?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you are outside your home for the rest of your life?

You must greet everyone you meet by giving them a high-five and explaining your wildest dream from the previous night?

All your personal belongings (clothes, furniture, decor) must be fluorescent neon colors?

You must answer all questions with a dramatic opera crescendo?

You must always wear a hat that spins a tiny propeller on top whenever you are outside?

Every meal you eat in public must be preceded by a 30-second interpretive dance about your hunger?

You can only ever travel by walking backwards?

You must wear a brightly colored, oversized top hat everywhere you go for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice automatically projects at full volume?

Every compliment you receive must be responded to with a spontaneous, 10-second interpretive dance?