Funny – $10 Million – page 3

Every time you sit down, a loud air horn sound effect plays?

Every time you answer the phone, you must preface it with a 10-second dramatic monologue?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first do a quick, silly dance?

Every time you exit a public restroom, a loud, recorded applause track plays for 10 seconds?

You must respond to every question asked of you with a song lyric?

Every compliment you give to someone must be immediately followed by a silly, exaggerated wink and kissy face?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must loudly announce the name of a different fruit?

Every time you look in a mirror, your reflection makes a different silly face at you?

You must refer to everyone you meet as 'Captain' regardless of their actual title?

Every time you enter a building, a tiny, harmless confetti cannon explodes above your head?

Every time you speak, you must use a dramatic, theatrical voice?

You must wear a different full-body animal costume in public every day?

Every time you address a stranger in person, you must first do an exaggerated 3-second bow?

Every time you answer a question, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly shifts to a different cartoon character's voice?

You must always introduce yourself to new people using a theatrical, made-up name?

Every time you pass through a doorway, you must hop on one foot?

All your meals must be eaten using only tiny, doll-sized cutlery?

Every time you greet someone new, you must give them an uncomfortably long, dramatic hug?

Every time you speak, a tiny, harmless bubble floats out of your mouth?