Funny – $10 Million – page 2

You can only wear clothes of a single, randomly assigned color for the rest of your life?

Every question you are asked, you must answer with a game show buzzer sound before speaking?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice comes out as an uncontrollable, loud operatic aria?

Every time you stand up from a seated position, you must perform a small, involuntary spin?

You must dramatically whisper all your goodbyes to people, regardless of the setting?

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your arrival to everyone present?

Every time you laugh, it's followed by a loud, involuntary chicken cluck?

You must end every conversation with a dramatic, movie-style monologue?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a different cartoon character's voice?

Every time you sneeze, you must also loudly cluck like a chicken?

Every time you try to whisper, you loudly shout instead?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full 360-degree spin?

You can only communicate with your closest family and friends through dramatic, over-the-top opera singing?

Before every meal, you must perform a 60-second interpretive dance about hunger?

You can only travel by unicycle for any journey longer than a mile for the rest of your life?

Every time you are in a public place, you must loudly narrate your actions as if you are a sports commentator?

Every time you take a shower, you must sing loudly and off-key for the entire duration?

Any compliment you receive must be immediately followed by you saying, "I know, right?" with a perfectly straight face?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical "Mwahaha!" evil laugh?

You must always skip, rather than walk, when in public?