Funny – $10 Million – page 5

Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce your presence?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full cartwheel?

You can only communicate verbally using rhyming couplets, permanently?

Every time you open any door, a small, harmless puff of glitter explodes from the handle?

Every time you speak in public, you must first do a small, dramatic bow and say 'Hark!'?

You can only communicate using rhyming couplets?

Every time you open a door, it makes a dramatic, creaking sound like in a horror movie?

Every time you hear your name, you must immediately drop whatever you're doing and do a silly dance?

Every conversation you have must end with a dramatic mic drop?

You must speak exclusively in riddles for the rest of your life?

You can only listen to music if it's played by a live kazoo band following you around?

Every time you eat a meal, you must do so while standing on one leg?

You must replace every "yes" with a loud crowing sound ("Cock-a-doodle-doo!") for the rest of your life?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, sustained rooster crow?

You can only travel by unicycle for the rest of your life?

You must publicly perform a 30-second interpretive dance every time you enter a new building?

You must always address strangers as 'Your Royal Highness'?