Funny – $10 Million – page 4

Every time you enter a room where there are other people, you must dramatically announce your presence by yelling, "I'M HERE!"?

Every time you are about to eat, you must tell a genuinely terrible dad joke out loud?

You must always wear oven mitts on your hands when in public?

You can only use a unicycle for all personal transportation outside your home?

Every time you open a door, you must loudly announce, 'Surprise!' as if entering a party?

Every time you speak, you must add 'Moo' to the end of every third sentence?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a small, exaggerated bow?

Every time you take a photo, you must make the silliest face possible?

Every time you laugh, you uncontrollably make a loud, distinct chicken clucking sound?

You must always wear brightly colored mismatched socks, even with formal wear, for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a room with more than five people, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make yourself?

You must skip everywhere you go instead of walking?

You must always introduce yourself using a ridiculous, made-up professional wrestling name?

Every public conversation you have must begin with a dramatic, Shakespearean monologue?

You must always carry a live, unharmed chicken with you wherever you go for the rest of your life?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig for the rest of your life?

You must sing everything you say when in public for the rest of your life?

Every time you open a door, it lets out a loud, comical 'boing' sound?

Every time you finish eating a meal in public, you must loudly exclaim, 'That was simply delightful!'?

You must wear a ridiculous, oversized hat in public every day?