Awkward – $10,000

For one year, every time you meet someone new, you must compliment their shoes first, regardless of what they're wearing?

Every time you say "hello," you must follow it with a small bird chirp sound for one year?

At every party or social gathering you attend for one year, you must wear one neon green item of clothing?

For one year, every time you sneeze, you must dramatically shout 'Bless me!' yourself?

Every time you complete a purchase in person, you must do a tiny, celebratory shimmy?

For one week, every time you give someone a compliment, you must say it in a squeaky high-pitched voice?

For six months, whenever someone asks 'How are you?', you must respond with 'Peachy keen!' and a thumbs-up?

Every time you stand up from sitting down for one year, you must do a tiny, subtle butt wiggle?

For six months, every time you finish eating in public, you must loudly say 'My compliments to the chef!'?

For one month, every time you see a dog, you must bark once?

Every time you hear a phone ring (any phone), you must hum the "Mission Impossible" theme song under your breath until it stops?

For one year, you can only sit on cushions that make a loud "fart" noise when you first sit down?

For one month, every time you walk into a store, you must dramatically bow to the entrance?

For six months, whenever you take a selfie, you must make a funny animal face?

At every party you attend for one year, you must ask at least one person if they believe in aliens?

For one year, every time you meet someone new, you must end the conversation by winking at them?

At any party or social gathering, you must only drink beverages from a sippy cup?

For one year, every time you open a door, you must say "Open sesame!"?

Every time you finish a phone call in public, you must loudly say "Over and out!"?

For one year, at every party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself to at least one new person by sharing a "fun fact" about squirrels?