Awkward – $10,000 – page 3

For one year, your default greeting to any pet must be a high-pitched "Who's a good boy/girl?!"?

For the next six months, every time you greet someone new, you must wink dramatically?

For one year, at any party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself by stating your favorite vegetable?

Your phone autocorrects "lol" to "laughing out loud" every time you type it for one year?

For three months, you can only drink water out of a comically large sippy cup?

At every party you attend for one year, you must introduce yourself with a dramatic whisper?

You must high-five the first person you see after waking up every day for three months?

You must loudly whisper "I love Tuesdays!" every Tuesday morning for one year?

Every time you make eye contact with someone new, you must wink exaggeratedly for one year?

For one year, at any social gathering, you must wear a name tag that says 'Hello, my name is [Your Name]... and I love pickles.'?

Every time you ride an elevator, you must hum the 'Jeopardy!' theme song loudly?

For one year, every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must add, "and I'm pretty good at parallel parking."?

Every time you exit a building, you must skip for the first 10 steps?

For one week, every time you agree with someone, you must loudly exclaim "Nailed it!"?

Every time you're asked 'How are you?', you must respond with a dramatic sigh before answering, for one year?

Whenever you enter a quiet public space, you must do a noticeable, exaggerated wink at a random stranger?

Every time you make a purchase, you must dramatically clap twice before handing over payment?

For the next year, every time you walk into a store, you must dramatically bow to the nearest employee?

For one year, you can only wear clothes that are one size too big?

You must refer to your feet as 'stinky beans' when talking to friends for one month?