Awkward – $10,000 – page 5

Every time someone asks "How are you?", you must reply with "Peachy keen!" for six months?

Every time you leave a room, you must loudly announce "Exit stage left!" for one month?

At every party you attend for the next six months, you must introduce yourself with a dramatic, fake accent?

Every time you walk past a mirror, you must wink exaggeratedly at your reflection for one month?

Every time you hear a phone ring in public, you must loudly say 'Hello, is it me you're looking for?' for one month?

At every party or social gathering for one year, you must introduce yourself by using an outdated slang term?

You must wear a silly hat indoors for one hour every Saturday?

Every time you laugh loudly in public, you must immediately cover your face with both hands and peek through your fingers for one year?

You must hop on one foot for the first 10 steps every time you leave your house for one month?

Every time you enter a room with more than three people, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm here!' for one month?

Every time you use a public elevator, you must sing a line from a pop song?

Every time you open a door, you must say "Door's open!" loudly for one month?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must pretend to dramatically push it open with a flourish?

Every time you enter a new room, you must hum a short, silly jingle?

Every time you say "hello" in person, you must follow it with a small bow for one year?

You must hum a dramatic movie score whenever you walk into a room for one week?

Every time you take a selfie, your phone automatically adds a cartoon mustache for one year?

Every time someone asks "how are you?", you must reply with "Fantastically mediocre!"?

Every time you take a sip of any drink in public, you must loudly say "Ah, refreshing!"?

Every time you use a public restroom, you must hum 'It's a Small World' loudly?