Technology – $10,000

For one year, every photo you take with your phone automatically adds a tiny, blurry pigeon in the corner?

For six months, all your outgoing emails must end with a random, positive emoji chosen by a stranger?

For one year, every time you get a text message, your phone must play a loud, short trumpet fanfare?

For one month, all your digital clocks display the time exactly 5 minutes fast?

For one year, your phone can only vibrate, never ring audibly?

For one year, your phone's notification sound for new messages must be a loud 'boing' sound?

For one month, your main profile picture on all social media platforms must be a baby photo of yourself?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct will always change 'the' to 'tha'?

For one year, every time you step outside, your phone automatically plays a short clip of a cheesy 80s pop song?

Your phone autocorrects 'lol' to 'chuckle heartily' for one year?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct will change 'lol' to 'laughing my socks off with glee'?

Your phone automatically changes one random word in every text message you send to a synonym, once a day?

Your phone automatically sets its alarm volume to maximum every night for one year?

Your main social media profile picture must be a baby photo of yourself for one year?

Your phone autocorrects "lol" to "laughing out loud (sincerely)" for one year?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct feature will always change "the" to "dat."?

Every message you send on your phone automatically adds a random emoji at the end for one month?

For three months, your smartphone battery can never charge above 75%?

Your phone's auto-correct always changes 'no' to 'absolutely not!' for one year?

Every time you answer your phone, you must say 'Ahoy, matey!' for one year?