Annoying – $10,000

For one month, all your drinking glasses must have a small, harmless leak?

For one year, every photo you take with your phone automatically adds a tiny, blurry pigeon in the corner?

For six months, you can only eat hot food after it has completely cooled down?

For one month, your hair must always be slightly damp, no matter how much you try to dry it?

For six months, all your outgoing emails must end with a random, positive emoji chosen by a stranger?

For three months, you can only drink beverages that are lukewarm, never hot or cold?

For six months, you can only eat soup with a fork?

For one year, every time you get a text message, your phone must play a loud, short trumpet fanfare?

For one month, every time you stand up, you must let out a tiny, harmless "boing!" sound?

For one month, all your digital clocks display the time exactly 5 minutes fast?

You can only shower with lukewarm water for one year?

For one year, your phone can only vibrate, never ring audibly?

For six months, every time you end a phone call, you must say 'beep boop, call complete.'?

For one year, you can never have ice in your drinks?

For one month, you can only eat food using tiny doll-sized utensils?

For one year, your phone's notification sound for new messages must be a loud 'boing' sound?

For six months, all your beverages must be room temperature, no hot or cold drinks?

For one year, your morning alarm must be a loud rubber chicken squeak?

For one month, every snack you eat must be dipped in a spoonful of mustard?

For one year, your phone's auto-correct will always change 'the' to 'tha'?