YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one year, every time you step outside, your phone automatically plays a short clip of a cheesy 80s pop song?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
Every time you stand up from sitting down for one year, you must do a tiny, subtle butt wiggle?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For three months, you must wear a silly hat (like a propeller hat or a jester hat) to all weekend social gatherings?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one year, you can never put ice in your drinks?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For six months, every time you finish eating in public, you must loudly say 'My compliments to the chef!'?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
Your phone autocorrects 'lol' to 'chuckle heartily' for one year?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one year, you can only use cold water for showering?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one year, every time you agree with someone, you must say 'Indubitably!' instead of 'yes'?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For six months, you can only use a fork for all your meals, even soup?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For three months, you must wear your shirt inside out when running errands?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one year, you must hum a random tune for 10 seconds before opening any door?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
Every time you attend a party, you must wear a party hat for the first hour?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one year, your phone's auto-correct will change 'lol' to 'laughing my socks off with glee'?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For six months, you can only eat your toast untoasted?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one month, every time you see a dog, you must bark once?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For the next three months, every time you open a door, you must dramatically announce "Hark! Who goes there?"?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
Every time you hear a phone ring (any phone), you must hum the "Mission Impossible" theme song under your breath until it stops?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
At any party you attend for the next year, you must wear a silly party hat the entire time?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For six months, all your beverages taste faintly like lukewarm pickle juice?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $10,000 BUT...
For one year, you can only sit on cushions that make a loud "fart" noise when you first sit down?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.