Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 14

At your next party, you must initiate a conversation by asking everyone if they believe in aliens?

For the next week, any beverage you drink must be consumed from a tiny teacup, regardless of what it is?

At your next three restaurant visits, you must sing 'Happy Birthday' to yourself before your food arrives?

For two weeks, at the end of every gym workout, you must declare 'Victory is mine!' loudly?

For one week, your outgoing voicemail message must be you dramatically singing a nursery rhyme?

Your coffee order must always include a ridiculously elaborate name you invent on the spot?

For one week, every time you greet someone, you must do a tiny, exaggerated jazz hands gesture?

For your next five social gatherings, you must bring a single banana to offer to the host?

Your work email signature must be 'Sent from my secret lair of productivity!'?

When you leave a friend's house, you must always dramatically pause at the doorway and strike a superhero pose before exiting?

For the next two weeks, whenever you try to open a door, you must first gently knock three times?

When you order coffee, you must refer to the barista as 'Captain Caffeine'?

Your personal phone ringtone is permanently the 'Baby Shark' song?

Whenever you finish a conversation, you must end it by saying, "Catch you on the flip side!" for the rest of the week?

For your next three video calls, you must wear a brightly colored, oversized bow tie/hair bow?

Your email signature for one month must include "Sent from my smart toaster."?

Your default reaction to hearing good news must be an enthusiastic but slightly off-key yodel?

Your personal ringtone for all calls for one month must be the "Crazy Frog" song?

At your next five restaurant meals, you must spontaneously switch plates with the person next to you for one bite?

At your next three social gatherings, you must insist on only communicating using interpretive dance for the first 15 minutes?