Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 12

For one month, every time you open a refrigerator, you must dramatically gasp like you've discovered something amazing?

Whenever you greet someone new, you must immediately follow it up with a dramatic, exaggerated wink?

Your default response to any compliment must be to dramatically sniff your armpit?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the waiter if the napkins are 'ethically sourced.'?

You must always use a toothbrush that plays a different, slightly out-of-tune children's song while you brush?

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of you wearing a tinfoil hat for two weeks?

Your next 10 public selfies must include a rubber duck in the background?

Your email signature must always include the line: 'Powered by caffeine and questionable life choices.'?

Whenever you sit down in a public place, you must dramatically sigh as if you've had a long day?

Your belt buckle (or where a belt buckle would be) must always have a tiny, dangling rubber chicken?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask if they have a 'secret menu' item?

Your phone's default ringtone must always be the 'Crazy Frog' song?

Your go-to greeting for anyone you meet for the first time must be a theatrical bow and a whispered 'Salutations.'?

At work meetings, you must enthusiastically take notes with a brightly colored feather quill pen?

For your next three months, you must wear a different brightly colored, oversized bow tie every day?

Whenever you eat a sandwich in public, you must always eat it crust-first?

Your phone's default notification sound must permanently be a loud 'moo' sound?

At every coffee shop visit, you must order your drink with a dramatic, exaggerated wink to the barista?

Every time you greet someone new, you must enthusiastically say, 'Top o' the morning to ya!'?

Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce, 'Here's [Your Name]!'?