Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 10

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must make a small, celebratory fist pump?

For the next six months, one article of your clothing must always have its tag visibly sticking out?

For the next three months, every social media comment or post you make must end with a random, positive emoji?

All your coffee orders for the next month must include the phrase 'and make it extra bubbly!'?

Whenever you meet someone new, you must wink conspiratorially at them?

Your phone's default notification sound is a tiny, high-pitched 'woohoo!' that you cannot change?

When you finish any conversation, you must say 'Tootle-oo!' instead of goodbye for two weeks?

Your main social media profile picture must be a selfie with a silly filter for the next month?

For one week, you must wear a tiny, fake mustache sticker above your lip whenever you leave your house?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for it 'extra frothy' no matter what it is?

Whenever you walk into a quiet room, you must loudly clear your throat once?

Your phone's autocorrect permanently changes 'no problem' to 'no problemo!' in every message you send?

Your internet browser will occasionally auto-translate common words on websites into a random foreign language for a few seconds?

For the next month, whenever you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by saying, 'It's a pleasure to meet you, finally!'?

You must wear a nametag that says 'Hi, My Name Is... Awesome' every time you leave your home?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the server if they have a 'secret menu' item?

All your phone notifications permanently play a loud, comical duck quack sound?

Whenever you pay for anything with a card, you have to make a loud, dramatic 'SWISH' sound as you tap or insert it?

Whenever you open a microwave, you must clap twice and declare, "Dinner is served!"?

Your standard response to "How are you?" must always be, "Peachy keen, jelly bean!"?