Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 11

Your favorite hat must always have a plastic fruit glued to the top?

All your beverages must be consumed through a tiny, bendy straw, regardless of the drink or setting?

Your phone's default notification sound becomes a tiny, harmless fart noise?

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances must be an elaborate secret handshake you invented?

Every time you take a selfie, you must make a silly fish face?

Your email signature for all personal emails must include a random, positive emoji?

You must always wear a brightly colored, oversized fanny pack in public?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the server if they offer a 'kids eat free' option, even if you're alone?

Your phone's ringtone is permanently the 'Baby Shark' song?

Your default greeting for strangers is now a formal curtsy or bow?

Your primary social media profile picture must be a picture of you wearing a silly party hat for three months?

Whenever you walk through a doorway, you must briefly pause and dramatically point at the doorframe?

Your phone's default ringtone must be a loud, high-pitched kazoo sound for one month?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the waiter if they have a 'secret menu' item for dragons?

Your primary shoe choice for the next month must be bright yellow Crocs?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must also add, 'Stay groovy!' with a thumbs-up?

At work, every email you send must include a different animal emoji in the subject line?

Your phone's ringtone is permanently set to a kazoo playing a random song?

For the next three months, whenever you wear jeans, you must wear them inside out?

At every restaurant, you must loudly ask the server if they have a "secret menu" item?