Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 8

For the next month, every time you greet someone, you must precede it with two loud claps?

All your coffee orders must include asking for 'extra zest' without explanation?

For one month, every time you sit down on a soft surface (couch, bed), you must sigh dramatically as if you've had the hardest day ever?

Whenever you say goodbye to anyone, you must say 'Stay funky, fresh, and hydrated!' instead of your usual farewell?

Your phone wallpaper must be a stock photo of a happy family holding hands at the beach for one month?

At every restaurant visit, you must stand up and loudly declare your meal is "chef's kiss!" regardless of how it tastes?

Whenever a baby cries within earshot in public, you must immediately exclaim, "Oh, such a precious wittle cutie-patootie!"?

When entering any public store for the next month, you must dramatically scan the ceiling as if searching for a hidden camera?

Your order at every sit-down restaurant must begin with, "What's the best thing on the secret menu for awesome people?"?

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances for the next three months must be an enthusiastic thumbs-up?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a loud, quacking duck sound for one month?

Your default walking style includes a subtle, involuntary hop every fourth step?

At your next three social gatherings, you must introduce yourself by attempting a magic trick that always fails?

Your primary group chat nickname becomes "The Fluffy Unicorn of Fun" for all your friends to see?

Every time you order coffee, you must ask for "the secret squirrel blend" with a wink?

Your phone ringtone becomes a kazoo solo of a classical song?

Whenever you are waiting in any public line, you must balance on one foot until it's your turn?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must finish with a small, dramatic theatrical bow?

For one month, your phone's lock screen and home screen wallpaper must be a randomly chosen picture of a vegetable?

At every meal you eat in public, you must first take a photo of your food and loudly exclaim, "Bon appétit to ME!"?