Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 7

Your phone's autocorrect always changes "lol" to "laughing maniacally"?

At every coffee shop you visit, you must order your drink with an imaginary fancy accent?

All your public payment card transactions require you to loudly announce, 'Engaging financial transaction protocol!'?

For one month, every time you open your refrigerator, a 5-second carnival music jingle plays loudly?

All your coffee orders require you to ask for a 'secret agent blend, shaken, not stirred,' regardless of what you actually want?

At every social gathering, you must introduce yourself to new people by saying, 'Greetings, fellow Earthling!'?

Your phone's autocorrect automatically changes 'yes' to 'affirmative, captain!' in all your messages?

All your shirts must have a tiny, non-removable patch of a smiling avocado on them?

For one month, every time you end a conversation with a stranger, you must give them a dramatic thumbs up?

Whenever you walk through a doorway, you must pause and do a tiny, subtle curtsy or bow?

Whenever you go to a party, you must bring a single, raw potato as a host gift?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask if they have a 'secret menu for enlightened diners.'?

When introducing yourself to someone new, you must always add, "and yes, I am this fabulous."?

Whenever you put on socks, you must dramatically announce, "Socks are on, world beware!"?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask if they have a "secret dessert menu for adventurers."?

Your phone's lock screen background must be a picture of a random vegetable for one month?

Every time you pay for something, you have to dramatically whisper "Money talks!" to the cashier?

For the next three weeks, all your shirts must be worn inside out when you leave the house?

For three months, every time you pass a mirror, you must dramatically wink at your reflection?

At every restaurant or cafe you visit, your first drink order must be 'the Sparkle Pop'?