Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 5

Your phone’s autocorrect will always change "lol" to "laughing heartily aloud" in every message you send?

All your coffee orders must include you asking for it "extra frothy, like a cloud's dream."?

Whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first perform a quick, elaborate secret handshake with your own hand?

At every restaurant, you must ask for the 'chef's personal recommendation for a dish with a mysterious past.'?

For three months, every time you take a photo with friends, you must insist on a 'power pose' with a serious face?

For one month, your phone background must be a photo of your childhood pet wearing a tiny hat?

Every time you buy groceries, you must ask the cashier if they have any 'secret items' on the menu?

Your next 10 social media comments must start with 'As per my last email...'?

Every time you pay with cash in public, you must count out the money dramatically slowly, like a game show host?

Your gym playlist can only consist of children's nursery rhymes?

For one month, your only acceptable response to 'Thank you' is 'You got it, chief!'?

Every time you clap, a small, high-pitched 'boing!' sound effect plays audibly?

Every social media post you make for the next month must end with #LivingMyBestNoodleLife?

At every party or social gathering, you must wear a name tag that reads 'Hi, I'm [Your Name], and I collect lint.'?

Your phone's lock screen background must be a picture of a random vegetable for three months?

For one month, every time you greet a coworker, you must offer them an imaginary high-five?

For the next two weeks, whenever you enter a room, you must dramatically bow before proceeding?

At every restaurant visit, your drink order must be delivered to you in a child's sippy cup?

Your primary catchphrase for the next three weeks must be 'Sweet potato!' at the end of every positive statement?

Every time you enter a store, you must pause at the entrance and give a subtle nod to an imaginary friend?