Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 16

For the next three weeks, every time you open the fridge, you must sing a short, spontaneous jingle?

For the next month, you must start every video call wearing a novelty pair of oversized glasses?

For one month, your phone's autocorrect changes every instance of "yes" to "yessiree Bob"?

At every restaurant you visit for the next six weeks, you must only order water and ask for a silly straw?

Every time you end a conversation, you must say, "Alright, I'm outie!"?

Every time you check out at a grocery store, you must ask the cashier if they've seen your pet unicorn?

Your main social media profile picture must be a clearly visible photo of a rubber chicken for the next three months?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly declare, "Mission accomplished!"?

Your automatic response to any compliment becomes dramatically fluttering your eyelashes for five seconds?

At every party or social gathering, you must perform a 5-second interpretive dance about your day before speaking to anyone?

Your refrigerator plays a random 5-second commercial jingle every time you open it?

For one week, your work phone ringtone must be a loud, exaggerated rooster crow?

You must wear a cape (any kind, small or large) over your clothes whenever you go grocery shopping?

Whenever you're waiting in a public line, you must loudly hum a random nursery rhyme until it's your turn?

Your signature goodbye move with friends becomes a dramatic, slow-motion high-five?

When you pay for anything with cash, you must always count out the exact change very slowly, even if it holds up a small line?

At your next five parties, you must end every conversation with "Toodle-oo!" and a small wave?

At work or school, every time you open a door, you must make a 'whoosh' sound effect?

For two weeks, any socks you wear must be bright pink with tiny unicorns on them?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask for an extra side of ketchup, regardless of what you ordered?